thegestianpoet:

excellent pic of me

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

caaptainhook:

freckledandholy:

freckledandholy:

i smell cheap breakfast tea and badly-made crumpets

it can only be one little thing

the superwholockian teeabos are here

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destroy them before it’s too late

hashtagnotflawless:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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OH MY FUCK

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

unisonraidd:

NG
unisonraidd:

NG